Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Blogger Insanity


What is the matter with me? For the life of me I can not figure it out! Lord knows, I've tried!
I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time. I can drive a truck and talk on a cell phone at the same time. Hell, I can even stand up and pee, but for the life of me I can not figure out HTML code. God, who invented this stuff? What does all this stuff mean <>{:;/}[]$? It is driving me insane. Insane I tell you! I know (html code) is a foul wretched creature sent from Satan to drive me insane, three attempts to even get this post done. I'm done, I give up, I'm finished, I'm going to pour myself a glass of wine, kick back and do some visiting with you guys.

11 comments:

Spider said...

When you figure it out PLEASE let me know - I even went out and bought HTML for Dummies and I am still lost...

jetboy747 said...

Oh Stephen, HTML code is as easy as picking up Cantonese. I learned both a Mary Wong's HTML and Cantonese Band Camp last summer.

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Anthony said...

lol @ jetboy.

Enjoy the wine buddy. Somedays blogger rejects my posts for a syntax error in the HTML code. For the life of me I can never find it so I start again.

Steve said...

I've gotten the hang of some of it and this helped:

http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet/

I am the Queen of EVERYTHNG...OK!! said...

I felt the same about the codes and had trouble just getting the links to work ...so you have done far better than I evr did. By the way , Jamie sent me over the play..........

Unknown said...

I took two classes on HTML and still do not get it...so I just get help from a co-worker for things i don't know...breaking into the wine shortly for the grammys...wahoo...enjoy!

Mike said...

I took one course on HTML a few years ago. Things are so much different now. But sometimes I can figure it out. Happy to help, anyway I can.

DEREK said...

I'm right with you, but i'm confident I'll learn, I'm new to blogger. We'll get it.

CTG said...

Hey Stephen. I agree - HTML code is far to weird for me. It reminds me too much of high school math, so lets not go there. Math was certainly not my strongest subject. A buddy tried to explain this code stuff and left me more in the dark. For now, I'll leave things be. Have a great weekend. CTG :-)

Bobby Xanadu said...

My dear boy - I think we all can relate, believe me. From time to time, I just feel the need to scream (at the computer), curse at Blogger, throw a tantrum and then eat some Ben and Jerry's (or drink some alcohol). It really makes me feel better...then I take a deep breath, think of something happy (like you - awwwww)...and get back to it. Hope to see you back it again soon. Luv you buddy. Have a fantastic weekend!

Stephen said...

Hey guys, it is nice to know I'm not alone in this insanity (html code) hopefully I will figure it out. A big thank-you to each of you that offered and provided some links to help in my endeavors, I will attempt to conquear this beast again, in a few days. Love you all!