Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Wet or Dry






Being home alone, nothing to do, bored out of my mind, I clicked into a chat room, a few days ago. What, hard to believe? Well, Annelle, I admit it, yes I do pray . . . I mean go to chat rooms. After weeding through, slipping and dodging those only interested in wanting to know, location, age, and always my favorite, how BIG is it, I met a guy that had been to the Land of Oz and gotten a brain. This guy impressed me, he turned out to be quite a conversationalist, well maybe typist, but none the less and more importantly he had a brain. Apparently, like me, he just wanted to talk. OK . . . OK, the whole conversation didn't consist only about global warming, we did talk about other things, as well. One of the more interesting topics that might make you raise an eyebrow was about pre-cum. Yes, you read it right, pre-cum. If you're a man, I sure you know about it. Steven, yes we had the same name, only spelled differently, apparently leaked like a faucet and at times had gotten himself into some embarrassing situations. I guess, if you think about it, hiding a hard-on is, well hard enough, but trying to conceal a wet spot could be a problem. How do you do it? I mean not do it, do it! But how do you hide your wet spot when it happens, he asked? Well, I don't, I replied. It is something that isn't a problem. Some of us do (leak), some of us don't, and I happen to be one of the ones that don't. Perhaps mine is broken, I typed. He knew some men didn't produce what some call the Nectar of the Gods, but had never met or talked with a guy that didn't have pre-cum. Gee thanks, I said, I don't know whether to feel honored or inadequate? He laughed and the conversation continued . . . of course, back to global warning!

7 comments:

BRETTCAJUN said...

I am DRY. I don't leak at all. It used to freak me out about guys that leak, but I have matured my opinion over that through the years as I have gotten older.

daveincleveland said...

yes, dear friend, have had my share of embarrising moments..

Greg said...

Oh to be young again!
I still leak moments before I shoot my load, but nowhere like I used to when I was in my late teens and early 20's.

Paul said...

I don't leak either ... unless, strangely enough, I'm having a phone conversation with one particular friend -- then it seems to just dribble out!

The Persian said...

It all depends on how long it's been for me.

Usually tho, I only leak JUST before.

yikes I don't know what's come over me today I so don't usually talk about this stuff.

I think it's been too long since I got some. :)

Anonymous said...

I just came across your blog. I really like it. The last thing you wrote about last page last line. is that a book or about you?? If it is a book what is it called. I would like to read it, if it peoms please let me know, if it is you, wow you are a good man of words.
Ray

Stephen said...

Ray, it is always nice to have a new visitor stopping by, drop in anytime. The post you were asking about is neither from a book or poem, they are only words thrown together from Stephen's mind.