Here is this week's Thursday Throwback.
First Posted: Tuesday, August 14,2007: Entitled: "Wet or Dry"
Being home alone, nothing to do, bored out of my mind, I clicked into a chat room, a few days ago. What, hard to believe? Well, Annelle, I admit it, yes I do pray . . . I mean go to chat rooms. After weeding through, slipping and dodging those only interested in wanting to know, location, age, and always my favorite, how BIG is it, I met a guy that had been to the Land of Oz and gotten a brain. This guy impressed me, he turned out to be quite a conversationalist, well maybe typist, but none the less and more importantly he had a brain. Apparently, like me, he just wanted to talk. OK . . . OK, the whole conversation didn't consist only about global warming, we did talk about other things, as well. One of the more interesting topics that might make you raise an eyebrow was about pre-cum. Yes, you read it right, pre-cum. If you're a man, I'm sure you know about it. Steven, yes we had the same name, only spelled differently, apparently leaked like a faucet and at times had gotten himself into some embarrassing situations. I guess, if you think about it, hiding a hard-on is, well hard enough, but trying to conceal a wet spot could be a problem. How do you do it? I mean not do it, do it! But how do you hide your wet spot when it happens, he asked? Well, I don't, I replied. It is something that isn't a problem. Some of us do (leak), some of us don't, and I happen to be one of the ones that don't. Perhaps mine is broken, I typed. He knew some men didn't produce what some call the Nectar of the Gods, but had never met or talked with a guy that didn't have pre-cum. Gee thanks, I said, I don't know whether to feel honored or inadequate? He laughed and the conversation continued . . . of course, back to global warming!
Self-Commentary: I know, I know too much information. It is something I don't really think about...can't miss what you never had, I guess.
5 comments:
I'm starting to think that being gay is my parents fault for naming me Steven, every second gay man is named Steven/Stephen! Well since you posted this, you asked for it! I heard that guys who's tap doesn't drip, is caused by taking too much water from the well too often. Hahaha!
It is always refreshing when you actually engage in interesting conversation with someone! Even if it is about too much drip. :-) This coming from another "Steven".
I find it hard to actually engage in intelligent conversation in chat rooms, so glad that you had that experience!
Bloody hell
Sooo-this-is-me (Steven) There's a lot of Steven/Stephen's for sure. I have been known to tap the well pretty often. lol
Steven: nothing better than someone with a brain, good conversation....remember we also talked about global warming.
Michael; remember this was a throwback post from 2007....do chat rooms even exist anymore????
John Gray; I know TMI....bloody hell....right? lol
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